Right, I'm back, job done, not too bad, I even put our bins out before returning to this desk - How responsible am I?
I don't want to lose your already floundering attentions so I had better push on with my pre-gig pep. The main thing I want to get across about this show is how I'm envisaging it myself. Don't expect a theme-park ride, don't expect the ultra-subs and snotty scenery of 'Supersonic Festival', but do expect a genuinely fun atmosphere, do expect some great live music, do expect some reasonably priced drinks, do expect some vivid projections, scattered imagery and unpredictable theatrics. Hopefully we won't blow up the whole place with electricity, but, even if we do, there will still be plenty of weird stuff to chew on.
Talking of weird stuff, I thought I would tease you with a list of all the 'paintings' I will be exhibiting in some shape or form:
1 - "Angry Gook-Honky in Yellow Dust Storm (with broken nonsense pig)"
2 - "Two Sides of the Same Evil" (pair)
3 - "Bed Dream / Bath Dream (with flip-side mousey pill head & snowman)"
4 - "Trip the Heavy Fantastic"
5 - "Miss H - as Birds"
6 - "Painted Over Chicken Transformation"
7 - "Green Sun Bird Train Ladder"
8 - "Inside Big Mouse"
9 - "Vacuum Bird"
10 - "...eht ni wohs eht :leE .tS"
11 - "Naked Woman in Abstract Womb with Woodlouse"
12 - "The Man Who Loved Car Accidents"
13 - "Acrylic Perhower on Canvas"
14 - "Kiwi Man, Fly!"
15 - "The Birth of Christ" / "Bloody Picnic" (pair)
16 - "The Jackal: a self-portrait in oil"
17 - "Sarah Rose: in and on the mirror"
18 - "Prescott"
19 - "If You Can't Beat 'Em Sheet 'Em"
20 - "Buy Coke, Shop at Tesco"
If that lot doesn't get your attention then I don't know what will. It should turn out to be a good show, one to tell the kids about, one to remember me by... perhaps.
In other news, I'm pleased to announce that we now have some decent recording gear at out disposal, thanks to Doctor Scott "The Documenter", which means that as well as recording the sounds of "St. Eel", we are also planning on setting up a studio base this Spring at Gruber HQ in Quarry Bonk. So you can expect some sort of recorded product(s) surfacing later in the year, depending on whether we can convince someone to release stuff for us or whether we will have to bite the bullet once again and go extreme DIY... we shall see. Either way, Scotty is offering his services as the engineer of a new portable studio, as is I, Miles P, a freelance music coach, producer, arranger, copy writer, journalist and maker of riveting images... contact me here - email@example.com
That's it then, I'll leave you now, kind and patient people, with a few short poems:
Chilli is a drug
It can make your lips and tongue swell up
I like the leathery skinned ones
Packed with seeds
A flimsy plastic bag bulging with little green jays
One day she bought me some that looked like cherries
Deep red, sliced open, orange-red flesh revealed
A mass of minuscule fire-bombs
Bread and butter
Yesterdays pasta bake
And now these little beasts heat up the plate
But wait, this is no foodie sonnet
This is the poetic result of eating Scotch Bonnet
Out of the suburbs
Onto the main road
Past the dregs of hotels
Across the chaos junction
Stuff gets bigger
Fast tanks inches from violence
Under the subway
Smells like a zoo
Out the other end
Where the children play out at night
Made you look
Made you stare
He had been partying all night
Drinking and flirting
Now the early hours
TV lights poltergeist the room
A very blank stare
He sticks his finger up his nose
Finds a nice chunk of gunk
And eats it up
Still no reaction
Zimmer Frame feedback
False teeth shaking
Winter fuel allowance
Time to throw the Grandad rock
It is not my place to mock
There are benefits to getting old
Mature flavours, tasty mould
Think on your feet
Disrupt the balance
What a waste of talent
Two bands, one name, different songs
It's been a while but not that long
Mat-ure-technique is miles ahead
The musical dream is far from dead
"Bass Camp Riot Piece"
Bass camp riot piece
Play on words
Time to unplug this dumb writer's block
Famous personalities are melting in the light of day
Waxworks of souls
An imaginary murderer does an inner-monologue after killing his whole family
Combine and evolve
Still no problem solved
Walk along the surface of a naked world's body
Skim across the surface of a naked girl's hobby
Don't say I didn't warn you
Don't get caught in the witch-hunt
You're looking like a loser but in the end it might be worth a punt
Car crash comedy
Wear your awareness
Stats will figure me out